Do you like the attention grabber lol ? Now that I have your attention lets get into it. I've been holding on to this thought for sometime now but I held it to just a conversation with certain friends. I decided I wanted to speak on it with a broader audience. What we have below is an invitation to a baby shower that is probably one of the worst, classless pieces of work I've seen in my years. Some of you reading know the female who wrote it. Many of us actually weren't invited. But with things of such distaste, People find it their duty to spread it around. I honestly think we all didn't get these invites because this CHICK knows how we get down. She knows that if such an invite was delivered in MY inbox she would get the wrong end of my filthy mouth or an earful. The fact that I read this shit made me want to sit down and write a long letter to CHICK (lack of a better word). First off it's quite selfish that she even had the nerve to state such RULES in an invite. She really stated a deadline for giving her gifts. Second when I was growing up it was taught to me that you receive gifts because it's a nice gesture. It's never been mandatory, so for her to state these things shows what kind of person CHICK is. Most of us know how CHICK looked and acted in high school so for her to be pregnant makes me want to slap fire out of the foolish idiot who had intercourse with the beast in the first place. You would think since we've left high school and moved through college that she would have grown up a bit and been exposed to more positive influences and became a better person. After setting aside the horrible grammar and spelling issues, you can see a ghetto, disgusting invitation that should warrant someone to sit down and re-raise this girl as if she were an infant. I'm actually quite disturbed that people would even stand for this and plan to attend the function in the first place. It goes to show you some people just aren't brought up properly.
p.s . . . . For those that read my words pardon my bluntness but someone had to say it. . .
This is my Baby shower for my baby that will be in this world between March 22nd, 2008 and April 8th, 2008. Any and everyone is open to come. There will be refreshments and food, but you must come with a gift or you will not get in.
Its says West Grove will be held on campus.
Others that are not on campus if you can send me a message with your correct address I can send out and invitation.
Thank you for your time and hopefully I see you there.
I have a baby registry at Walmart, Burlington Coat factory, Toys R' US
The individuals that can not make it to my school if you can get a gift you can mail it to my mother address at:
CHICKS NAME
ADDRESS
Dorchester, MA 02122
If anyone that is on campus and they can not participate you have until March 7, 2007 to give the gift to me directly or you can mail me the gift to my home address at
CHICKS NAME
ADDRESS
Springfield, MA 01108
Everyone must enter by 3:30pm. At 4pm I will open some of the gifts by 5pm everyone must leave. If you like to stay and help clean be my guess but if not thank you for coming.
THERE WILL BE NO PLATES TO GO ONCE THE FOOD AND SODA RUN OUT THATS IT. I AM NOT RUNNIGN TO NO STORE. IF YOU COME WITH TWO OR MORE PEOPLE EACH PERSON MUST HAVE A GIFT. A SINGLE SHIRT/PANT/ONEIES/ TOY DO NOT CONSIDER A GIFT. SORRY TO BE PICKY BUT IT IS WHAT IS IS! IIF YOU CANNOT FIND A GIFT OF YOUR CHOICE I ACCEPT GIFT CARDS IN DENOMINATION OF $10 AND UP. YOU CAN ALOS PURCHASE BOXES OF DIAPERS
PLUS IF YOU GO TO SCHOOL WITH ME YOU KNOW HOW I AM SO DON'T GET IT TWISTED.
SERIOUSLY IS SHE FOR REAL ?